Crown Distilleries miniature, amber 5" tall, rare slug plate variant w/correct
Embossed Riley inside thread stopper.
Ok, I admit it, I'm not perfect. I've got
lots of small flaws in my personality. Such is life. I've done my best to
overcome these flaws as I've aged. My efforts have been successful most of the
time. But I still have two glaring
faults. And frankly, there's nothing that I can do about them.
You see, I HATE thieves. I know, HATE (bad word) - not very biblical,
especially at this time of the year. Tough luck. And worse yet, I don't have an
off switch. Yep, beneath this normally affable facade, white hair and smiles, lies
the worst flaw I possess. You see, the fuse is long, but once lit, it's probably
best not stick around to see the end result.
Auburn has been
marked on my calendar for thirty some years. Mostly as an attendee as I could
never seem to get a sales table and the waiting list was long. Friend,
Steve Abbott, finally got my foot in the door four years ago. And my table location
seemed like the cats meow; front and center, right across from the entry table.
Trouble is, my wife's schedule precludes her
from attending. As such, I'm alone trying to meet and greet fellow collectors
at the table, handle sales and watch my wares. Year one I had a glop top
whiskey disappear to the tune of a grand. Yep, a thousand smackers. So much for
breaking even after expenses. Year two, two bottles grew legs. The loss was
significant; way / way over the first in terms of value. Not to mention the pissed
off level.
And so, that brings us to 2012. Mike McKillop was good enough to move my location
down to the lower building where I'd hoped to get a break from the thievery.
Not! Friday afternoon saw Tom at the table in back of me loose a high dollar
ink. Saturday greeted me with the theft of a rare variant of the Crown
Distilleries miniature. No matter how much diligence one pays to their table, it
appears that it's never enough. There are low life SOB's
that seem to crawl out of the woodwork every year at this show.
I am, in a nutshell, fed up. I'm beyond pissed
that some moron (or morons) feels that it's perfectly acceptable to steal. Did
I mention that I HATE thieves?
The fuse is lit.
You (thief) will get sloppy. You (thief)
will get caught in the act. You (thief) will attempt to escape being retained by
us (that's right not just by me, as everyone is fed up) for the authorities.
And when we are done "subduing you", the police will be the least of
your worries.
As old pal Rick Simi just posted on the
Western Bitters website; "You have been
warned!"
No brag; just fact.